What do I know about my birth

 My dad had to cancel his order at Mcdonald's to run to the dad gum delivery room. I was a C section. I was first held by my dad. I have no idea how long my birth lasted. However, I didn't know how to eat. I would literally have died if I was a baby at any other time in history because I straight up had no idea how to eat. I was born on a Monday. My head was giant. I was born a week late, and my head was gargantuan. I could speak in sentences before I could walk because of how large my head was. I was in the 107th percentile for head size or something outrageous like that. 


Today in class we read poems by William Blake

I learned more than I probably wanted to about childbirth and I learned about Mr. Rease's kids' birth. Very interesting day.

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