Describe something you will never fully understand

 Something I will never fully understand is komodo dragons. Why are they not extinct? Why are they alive? I hate komodo dragons. They should have died with the dinosaurs, and yet they still roam the earth and snack on unsuspecting baby goats by swallowing them in one bite. In that one video, you can still hear the baby goat screaming from inside the stomach of the komodo dragon. HORRIBLE!! It makes me sick. There are very few things that I hate more than komodo dragons. If komodo dragons have a billion haters, I'm one of  them. If komodo dragons has a million haters, I'm one of them. If komodo dragons have a thousand haters, I'm one of them. If komodo dragons have a hundred haters, I'm one of them. If komodo dragons have 10 haters, I'm one of them, and if komodo dragons have 0 haters, I'm dead and in the grave. The reason they're an endangered species is because of ME. If I was the king of the world, I'd have them all executed for their deplorable crimes. All that to say, I will never fully understand the existence of komodo dragons.

Today in class we presented our cultural identity poems and listened as our classmates presented theirs. 

This was important to learn more about our classmates and get a sneak peak into other cultures.

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